Of hailstorms and all that rings in my ear

Ever heard of hailstorms in the middle of May (the month when Delhi temperatures are all too eager to break on through to the other side of 50°C).

So was Al Gore really serious about all that stuff he blabbered in An Inconvenient Truth?

Will we ever get hit by a meteor and start living in thousands of small Earth's that will take birth due to the collision?
Planet US will attack on Planet Iraq with troops having to fly hundreds and hundred of galaxies away.
Planet India will send its cricket team to the cluster of planet dust know at the West Windies.
I'll hit a lower low :P

*disclaimer - all that is written above fully complies to the little red book on Ethics@MostlyHarmless