Disclaimer: Yet another post related to a "B"-school...now I know that my past (few!) posts reek of the "B" word, and can imagine the force per unit area with with you must be grinding your teeth right now in frustration but I can't help it. When you're totally engrossed in something so interesting, it comes out in all that you say/do [ read: a b-school sucks all imagination out of you :( ]
Anyways, coming to the point...following is a list of things a B-school definitely teaches you...and that too in a short span of time:
- Using words like 'definitely'. And 'totally', Im 'so' telling you, 'seriously'...
- Satan descended one day on this planet, and created what are now popularly known as "group assignments" in an MBA programme. Hence involvement in them must be avoided at all costs
- Doing the weirdest things such as 'PJ faceoffs' on the IP msgr at 4 a.m.
- Hence->staying up late. Insanely late.
- Accepting that best case scenarios DO NOT happen
- Mastering the art of 'gaseous' PPTs
- Doing the same things again and again and again, and still expecting people to appreciate it. For eg. Writing a blog
- Discussing how Mumbai sucks vis-a-vis Delhi...and both vis-a-vis Gurgaon...waise this I could do even before!
- Watching ads and thinking about the product positioning being used instead of checking out the hot new model...
2 comments:
dude!
you are so definitely into the whole b-school thing :P. but, don't let the bitch suck the imagination out of you.
remember the good ol' NSIT days?
What's a "group assignments". Does Mathur qualify as a group :P
hehehehe I hope there was a Mathur here or good ol' battery :-(
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