Can't get any worse.

I knew that my humor sucked.
But this is outrageous :(

Me: Hey, Can you send me across your CV. Need to have a look.
Friend: Ya sure. But please make sure NOT to share it with anyone.
Me: Of course, not.
Me: Even if a girl agrees to sleep with me in exchange of your CV, I won't do that.

God! I deserve a BIG one for this.